I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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