I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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