I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just want nice things and good sex
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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