I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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