my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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