your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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