apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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