Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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