Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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