i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
