Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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