Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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