Yo dont text me then not text me
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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