Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The adults are the big ones right?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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