Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Dick very happy bro
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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