you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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