Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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