Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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