Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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