I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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