dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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