He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This is my gift to your gina
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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