she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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