they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm too high and old for this...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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