Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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Oh Jesus.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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