It's just like the Real World with babies
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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