dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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