I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this beer tastes like vomit already
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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