I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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