I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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