I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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