just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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