real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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