Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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