so explain again why im purple
no
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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