im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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