Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Oh god it's open bar.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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