I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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