i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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