Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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