He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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