belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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