Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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