Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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