okay pat passed out under dana's car
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?