The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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