Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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