we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis