you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I licked your asshole in confidence.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I have post one night stand depression
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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