People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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