erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The adults are the big ones right?
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