dude i'm inner monologue high
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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