some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Well I just put wine in my tea
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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